Politics

  • #4 Fact-a-Lago

    Facts, Adjusted Creatively, Trump-Approved – Leveraging American Greatness Overseas

  • The Commonwealth of Incredible States

    A page from Trump’s journal.

    CIS v2: Finally, a better Commonwealth—everyone’s saying it’s tremendous, much better than Russia’s CIS.

    Canada First: Acquire Canada peacefully (they’ll thank me later), tapping into their endless syrup reserves.

    Hockey Diplomacy: Control global hockey—everyone knows who controls hockey controls the ice.

    Maple Wall: Build a wall of maple trees along the northern border; Canada pays, obviously.

    Politeness as Strategy: Canadians handle diplomacy; no one argues with someone apologizing constantly.

    Russia Impressed: Even Putin says, “This was my idea, but Trump made it better—fantastic!”

    Next step: Greenland—because we all know how much I love Greenland.